I haven't seen these in a while, so I'll revive it. Starting here in SFG.
I'll give you guys five, ok? (some I got off the internet)
Would you rather....
1. Slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alchohol... or suck out all of a dog's snot till his head caves in?
2. Cut off three of your toes with a chisel and a hammer... or walk on a mile of hot, burning coal barefoot?
3. Have a billion dollars with a very small penis... or make out with Melina Perez while getting butt raped by Umaga?
4. Get your tongue pierced by 22 nails... or have your saliva permanently transmuted to urine?
5. Be able to hear any conversation... or be able to take back anything you say?