Kurt: Get that sissy Ronaldo off the road(LMFAO!)

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THE stars of TNA wrestling can’t wait to come to the UK later this month for their second UK tour but there’s one thing standing in their way...

Cristiano Ronaldo’s driving.

Former TNA heavyweight champions and Olympic gold medallist Kurt Angle is leading the fight against the Manchester United winger, who wrote off his £200,000 Ferrari yesterday.

And he’s sure to upset most of the rest of these shores with his comments.

Kurt told The Sun: “I should officially request that the British government detain Ronaldo for the time in which myself and the rest of the Main Event Mafia are in the city of Manchester for TNA's Maximum Impact Tour.

“His inability to drive, combined with his natural weakness as a soccer player, would make navigating the United Kingdom far too risky for an international celebrity such as myself with a pathetic fool like that out on the streets.

“Unlike Ronaldo or any other soccer player, I am recognized as international star both by the United Kingdom and the far more politically and economically important United States.”

“Because I will be flying into the Manchester Airport near the site of the crash, I can offer Ronaldo driving lessons in addition to giving him other tips on how to compose himself like a real sports star - the American way.

“Lesson number one - soccer is a girl's game in the United States, and since we set the rules across the globe, Ronaldo should abandon the sissy English game and get in the six sided ring of TNA like a real American.”

Kurt added: "It doesn't suprise me at all that another soccer player can't conduct himself like a true sports icon."

Credit: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/wrestling/article2115462.ece

Nice way to build up heat from the Manc Crowds, As a Man United fan it's safe to say nobody will really care either way..

''combined with his natural weakness as a soccer Football player'' Kurt needs to STFU
Cristiano is one of the best footballers in the world if not THE.. typical American running his mouth on something he knows shit about.. sorry but in this case Kurt fails

Viva Ronaldo!

xSynysteR wrote:

Nice way to build up heat from the Manc Crowds, As a Man United fan it's safe to say nobody will really care either way..

''combined with his natural weakness as a soccer Football player'' Kurt needs to STFU
Cristiano is one of the best footballers in the world if not THE.. typical American running his mouth on something he knows shit about.. sorry but in this case Kurt fails

Viva Ronaldo!

Soccer or Football,whatever man!I dunno why that pisses you off British people!

COZ ITS FOOTBALL..NOT SOCCER..END OF!!!

LMFAO! u just proved my point!

More reasons to like Kurt and yes it is FOOTBALL not Soccer.

HY2J wrote:

More reasons to like Kurt and yes it is FOOTBALL not Soccer.

Whatever British guy!

LOL Kurt Angle is a cunt
Cristiano Ronaldo Is a Gun at Football

FBM wrote:

HY2J wrote:

More reasons to like Kurt and yes it is FOOTBALL not Soccer.

Whatever British guy!

Actually Hy2j is trying to say that people in Europe called the sport football way before the American version of football was ever created. BTW, he's Canadian lol.

delv213 wrote:

FBM wrote:

HY2J wrote:

More reasons to like Kurt and yes it is FOOTBALL not Soccer.

Whatever British guy!

Actually Hy2j is trying to say that people in Europe called the sport football way before the American version of football was ever created. BTW, he's Canadian lol.

And how am I supposed to know lol!and for the third time...Whatever!!!

Ah loads of things in there i disagree with hmmmm where shall i start.....

If football (soccer) is such a girls game then why do america have mens leagues (MLS) and spend so much on players i.e beckham ? Also i think ronaldo is more well known then kurt angle as there is supose to be 1 in 3 people are man utd fans , his in the paper about joing real madrid, his got sponcership deals with nike, did the suzuki swift ad (yes he did put they changed it you could only see his foot stop the ball) also his just been named world player of the year.

But i hate ronaldo so i do agree with angle when he says something should be done because his ment to be a role model and how fast must he of been going ?